Coronavirus Rhapsody

@DanaJayBein wins the quarantine (h/t @shanbirks).

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.

Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I’m just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
Washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man
I didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead.
Mama, life was so much fun
But now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague.

Mama, oooooh
Didn’t mean to make them die.
If I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter.

Too late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body’s aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all.

I see a little silhouette of a man
What a douche, what a douche
Did he even wash his hands though.
Security is tightening
Very very frightening me.
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low masturbate
Masturbate O O O O

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