Sticking Frozen Potatoes In Your Butt Will Not Cure Hemmorhoids
While an all-80s radio station is not typically my go-to, I was in a particularly receptive mood during my Thursday morning commute when 94.7 The Drive caught my attention. Not for the song selection, but for a news story that apparently doctors are having to issue formal warnings that sticking frozen potatoes in your butt will not cure hemmorhoids.
Now that I’ve got your attention, I’m gonna hit you with some Rhythm Is a Dancer, Sunglasses at Night, and Danger Zone before pulling into the garage with The Pointer Sisters.
I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it! I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!
